Time to Laugh

Kissing a Guy
Q: Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Guess
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A: Kayo ki ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.


Galfrnd ka Gift

Santa:Yaar mujhe apni galfrnd ko gift dena hai,kya dun? 
Banta:Gold ring de de. Santa:Koi badi cheez bata? Banta:M.R.F ka tyre de de!


Naujawanon Aage Bado
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage
bado Santa aage nahin bada 
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? 
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, 
mein 10ve number pe tha!

Lungi

Why is Industrial growth
so slow in Southern India?
Coz 86% of the work time is spent
 on lifting,folding,holding & re-tying the LUNGI.


Convenience of Nano

Lalu removed front 2 wheels from
his TATA Nano near road.
Parking Cop asked, What is going on?
Lalu said, “Don't you see parking sign,
 it says Parking for Two Wheelers only.”


Musibat
Q: Patni maike jaakar pati ko
roz phone kyu karti hai?
A: Taaki Pati ko yaad rahe
musibat tali nahi, fir aanewali hai!