Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Funny Bush Wallpapers



Monday, January 3, 2011

Charlie Chaplin Funny Movies

City Love Light


Twenty Minutes of Love

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Time to smile

SHADI ke BAAD

SHADI par WO boli: AAP ho
MERE "PRANNATH" AUR mein
APPKE "CHARNO KI DASI".

SHADI ke BAAD wo HO gaya
"CHARANDAS" aur WO hogayi
"PRANO KI PYASSI"

Ek kavi
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola
 Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho, kalpana ho,bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap
hi dinesh ho,Rajesh ho,suresh ho!


Paid Call Girl


A villager gave matrimonial ad for his daughter
working at a call center
Wanted a suitable match for
City's highest paid call girl

Funny Peoples




Joke of the day

A husband was asked: Do you talk to wife after sex?



His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Time to Laugh

Kissing a Guy
Q: Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Guess
Guess
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A: Kayo ki ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.



Galfrnd ka Gift


Santa:Yaar mujhe apni galfrnd ko gift dena hai,kya dun? 
Banta:Gold ring de de. 
Santa:Koi badi cheez bata? Banta:M.R.F ka tyre de de!



Naujawanon Aage Bado

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage
bado Santa aage nahin bada 
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? 
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, 
mein 10ve number pe tha!

Lungi

Why is Industrial growth
so slow in Southern India?
Coz 86% of the work time is spent
 on lifting,folding,holding & re-tying the LUNGI.


Convenience of Nano

Lalu removed front 2 wheels from
his TATA Nano near road.
Parking Cop asked, What is going on?
Lalu said, “Don't you see parking sign,
 it says Parking for Two Wheelers only.”



Musibat
Q: Patni maike jaakar pati ko
roz phone kyu karti hai?
A: Taaki Pati ko yaad rahe
musibat tali nahi, fir aanewali hai!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Jokes

Write in Capital

Sardar went 2 bank 4 account opening. 
He took 1 form and went to Delhi 
4 filling up the form. 
Do U No Y? 
Bcoz in the form he saw 
"write in capital"

What is Oxford


Two Question for sardar? 
q1. what is ford? 
sardar:- gaddi 
q2. what is oxford? 
sardar:- so simple, bail gaddi

Hutch Network

A dog was chasing Banta Singh 
and Banta was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?

Banta: I have a Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.

Funny Animals




Friday, December 24, 2010

Funny Peoples 2





Saturday, December 18, 2010

Funny Peoples 1




Its Time to Smile



Jokes

Dog’s cousin brother


Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog’s cousin brother.
 
Kid & Mom

Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
Kid: thought for a moment, and then said, “Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”
 
People Running

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

 

Funny Peoples