Jokes

Write in Capital

Sardar went 2 bank 4 account opening. 
He took 1 form and went to Delhi 
4 filling up the form. 
Do U No Y? 
Bcoz in the form he saw 
"write in capital"

What is Oxford

Two Question for sardar? 
q1. what is ford? 
sardar:- gaddi 
q2. what is oxford? 
sardar:- so simple, bail gaddi

Hutch Network

A dog was chasing Banta Singh 
and Banta was laughing.

A bystander: why are u laughing?

Banta: I have a Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.

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Jokes

Dog’s cousin brother

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog’s cousin brother.

 

Kid & Mom

Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
Kid: thought for a moment, and then said, “Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”

 

People Running

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?
 

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